:: A conversation I never thought I'd have with my husband...

Tom: "Where is your nail polish?"
Me: "I don't know if I even have some anymore..."
Tom: "You don't have any nail polish anywhere?!"
Me:  "I don't know, check under the bathroom sink.  Wait, what do you need nail polish for?"
Tom:  "I want to put some on E's nails...make her more girlie."

I wish I got a picture of him actually painting her nails, but this will have to suffice as evidence...

And before anyone attempts to tease Tom about this, keep in mind that he is a NRA-card-holding, handgun-carrying, former American soldier. ;)